Cat Noir's Puns

*The episodes that do not have puns are not listed.

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Stormy weather
""Hey Ice Queen, what's with all the terrorizing? Why don't you pick on someone your own temperature?""

""I'm feline more generous than usual today. So cool down and we'll call it quits, 'kay?""

""A little Cat Noir will take the wind out of her sails!""

""No need to bug out. Just trust me!""

""Hey, Coldilocks! Is that all you got?""

Evillustrator
""I got wind that you were being blown away by a hairy situation."" ""Well, that guy looks pretty sketchy!""

""Whoo-hoo! I thought I was going to have to save you from that girl's claws. Get it? Claws? Hey, I haven't even introduced myself. I'm Cat Noir.""

""We've been penned in! Literally!"" ""Well, well, look what the cat dragged in.""

Lady Wifi
""Sorry to bust your news story. Next time, double-check your facts."" ""You're out of minutes, Lady Wifi!""

Dark Cupid
""Falling for me already, my lady?""

Mr. Pigeon
""Birds of a feather, flock together."" ""Where's that bird-brain Mr. Pigeon?"" ""Let's go, early bird gets the worm!""

Copycat
""Hey, don't mean to burst your bubble, but you know, Ladybug and me, we're a thing, you know?"" ""Whoa! Easy, tigers! You've got the wrong cat!"" ""I'm gonna find the real culprit and save my tail."" ""Gladly. I love a good cat fight.""

Simon Says
""Like a cat on a hot tin roof.""

Rogercop
""Well, hey. I'm head over heels to see you, my lady.""

Gamer
""Not yet! Here comes a new challenger!""

Animan
""I don't think he can bear to listen to that noise.""

Darkblade
""Back off, you tin cans!""

The Pharaoh
""Hey there, you bunch of bandages! What do you say we wrap this up!""

Horrificator
""Okay, but first we gotta get out of this sticky situation quickly before it dries.""

The Puppeteer
""Don't let her make me a puppet! You know I like to be in command!"" ""Good. And Ladybug, FYI, you can pull my heartstrings any day!""

The Mime
""Good thing you have friends in high places. Hold on!"" ""Can I lend a helping paw?""

Guitar Villain
""Talk about being between a rock and a hard place!"" ""The bug mastered the dragon!""

Reflekta
""'Course it is! Can't you tell by my swagger! Am I still the cat's meow or what?"" ""And fall right into our claws!""

Origins pt1
""Well, hey there. Nice of you to drop in.""

Origins pt2
""M'lady, have I ever told you you turn my world upside down?""

Kung Food
""That's not very "rock and roll" of you, Jagged Stone.""

Prime Queen
"Don't listen to her. Bugaboo's just a spot jealous."

"Wait! I wasn't planning on getting home so early! Why don't we get some ice cream? I know the purr-fect place!"

Galaciator
"The sweethearts' ice cream guy? He isn't looking too sweet right now."

"I'm always ready, M'Lady. Who needs brakes when they've got us?"

Troublemaker
"It's time for Cat Noir to cook up a plan at the bakery!" "Hey everyone, let me take care of this. It'll be a piece of cake!" "Good to see you, Bugaboo. Looks like we're gonna break bread today, huh?" "Aw, my poor Bugaboo! Another supervillain fan has literally glued themselves to you. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm the only one to stick to M'Lady!"

Riposte
"I was preening myself, M'Lady. You know how long it takes cats to get ready." "Maybe [Adrien] was feeling a little... claws-trophobic?"

Befana
"Hey, I never knew grandmas could be so nasty." "Eh, not convinced. I'm much more into black. Makes my eyes stand out, don't you think?" "Hey, I thought fairies were supposed to be nice!" "Can I hitch a ride? Your granddaughter isn't here. Let me show you the way." "I guess I'm a compulsive liar?"

Frozer
=== Style Queen ===